Tuesday, March 28, 2006

White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card Resigns

Andrew Card is resigning as Bush’s chief of staff, and his replacement is an obvious choice: Jim Larranaga, coach of the George Mason basketball team.
Washington insiders were surprised that Andrew Card would leave now. They figured he’d stay at least till the Impeachment.
Andrew says he just wants to spend more time ruining his family’s poll numbers.
This is quite surprising because President Bush does not like changes in personnel. They believe he got this from having the same third-grade teacher year after year after year.


At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gripping the podium, Card said in his farewell: "You're a good man, Mr. President."

Afterwards, Card yanked a football away just as Bush was about to kick it. "AUGHHHH!" cried Bush as he was snatched up by a kite-eating tree.

At 9:05 AM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

With a change this big there's always worries. I just hope things at the White House continue to run so smoothly.


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