Katherine Harris “Doing God’s Work”

Katherine Harris really must feel like a cheap slut right now. Here she participated in stealing Election 2000 along with Jeb and his brother by denying thousands of citizens their lawful voting rights. While our crack media was bogged down with hanging chads and dimpled ballots, the well-documented scheme worked. And now after her sleazy political threesome the Republicans want her out of the picture, without even giving her cab fare home.
What’s a political slut to do but play the God card? Suddenly she is declaring that her run for office is "doing God's work." This isn’t a doomed political campaign; this is the work of God. When in doubt appeal to religion; without it there wouldn’t be a President Bush tearing up Iraq with torture and preemptive strikes, and running our country into fiscal ruin.
So that brings up an interesting question: When Jeb and Katherine got together prior to Election 2000, and fired the firm that was checking voter registrations and hired another firm at much more money – a firm that just happened to throw out around 90,000 voters, many of whom were Democrats and African American - was that one of those things where they just broke the law, in a cold and calculated way? Or did they tell themselves it was okay because God wanted them to break the law?
If she’s so godly, you would think the Republicans would want her around. She helped make this administration possible. But instead they just want her to get lost. She’s the little slut who gave it up under the bleachers at school because she thought it would make her popular with the big boys. Turns out it didn’t. They used her like a 10-dollar crack whore, and she’s back out on the corner wondering what went wrong.
State: Harris puts her faith in religion