The Portland Freelancer Offers You Relief from the Heat
How hot is it? It's so hot Al Gore just broke off a piece of a glacier and put it in his shorts. It’s so hot ice cream trucks now have emergency sirens on them. It’s so hot, Ken Lay’s glad he’s in hell. It’s so hot, Johnny Depp's next movie will be "Pirates of Antarctica". Yes, it is warm, but grieve not. The Portland Freelancer is looking out for you.