Friday, April 20, 2007

Why I Could Never Go Out With Jessica Alba

See, I like women with a quiet confidence. By wearing a star-shaped earring, Jessica is clearly masking some issues with her self-esteem. In fact, this picture is an obvious cry for help. Please, try and work on your self-image, Jessica. You'll only be attractive to others when you start liking yourself.

2 Comments:

At 11:29 AM, Blogger Freudian Slip said...

You get that from an earring? Really?
Matt

 
At 11:58 AM, Anonymous Dee Luvian said...

Am I missing something?

 

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