Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Bill McDonald: What Went Wrong – The Early Years

Most psychiatrists agree that Bill’s problems stemmed from having a giant head. They point to this early photo as an example of how this predicament first led to Bill’s anti-social behavior. Here his giant head weighs so much that he can't walk to the dinner table and is forced to eat from a bowl on the lawn.

Soon the scars of his isolation turn to perversion and he begins trying to shock those around him with primitive displays of exhibitionism.

Then one day by chance, he stumbles on a way to hide his giant head. Stealing his father’s comb, he attempts his first comb-forward. Suddenly, he appears more normal and a lifetime of deception and deceit would begin.


At 9:27 PM, Blogger rickyragg said...

Again with the head?

How about writing about the President or politics or the joke business or, or, or... anything besides your head, already.

Thanking you in advance,

I remain,

Frightened by the HEAD

At 10:14 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

These are the least scary shots I can find. Wait till the skull begins to grow.


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