Thursday, July 20, 2006

The Portland Freelancer Offers You Relief from the Heat

How hot is it? It's so hot Al Gore just broke off a piece of a glacier and put it in his shorts. It’s so hot ice cream trucks now have emergency sirens on them. It’s so hot, Ken Lay’s glad he’s in hell. It’s so hot, Johnny Depp's next movie will be "Pirates of Antarctica". Yes, it is warm, but grieve not. The Portland Freelancer is looking out for you.


At 1:34 PM, Blogger Idler said...

Nice, very welcome photographs.

Where was the second one from the bottom taken?

At 2:41 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

It was taken in a place called the Internet. And while we're at it, the Al Gore joke is now property of Jay Leno. He used it last night.

At 7:36 PM, Blogger Idler said...

Congrats on the joke.


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