Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Portland Freelancer Is Busy

I'm not into it today.

The Portland Freelancer has an appointment this morning. I hate it when that happens.


At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill, Sorry I missed you. Lately I hate when alot of things happen, but Born to Slack helps when I find it. I am the crazy lady with the dog who yelled out the window of my Honda "I know you from TV" while you were walking by Hawthorne Fred Meyer last week. What I want to tell you is that if that is your song at the end of the show, you have stolen my heart. I can't seem to open your profile, so consequently don't know if this is appropriate, but here goes... I would enjoy a cup of coffee with you. if that's okay I am at Let me know.

At 12:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind sweetie! Upon further search I find that you are deservedly, happily married. She's a lucky lady! Please disregard invite.
Crazy lady with the dog

However, the song is Kick ASS!

At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i should try picking up people via blogs looks fun

At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And these posts beg the question as to when Bill's going to suggest another get-together with his faithful blog followers.

Pizza anyone?

At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the time is to vej out:

This is your [TV].

This is your [] on brains.

At 6:11 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

Thanks for the kind words. That is my song, "Let's Leave Iraq", and so is the theme music.
I can sing but only if there's a couple of real singers singing along with me, so that's what happened there. However, my slide guitar has held up better than I thought it would, even after that song's been played like 50 times on cable access.
My brother did the video.
Thanks again for the kind words.

At 6:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best photos of Bush

to hold everyone over and infuriate Butch

At 8:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I play too?:

At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least it was a real soccer ball and not fake turkey photo op

(number three from here)

At 5:20 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

I'm in the "write more" camp but then I don't do standup so it's not a livlihood thing.
I used to go down to the clubs for open mike, and one day I was talking to a comedian on the phone. See, I don't sit around and slam my head against the wall writing this stuff. It just falls out, which is why I can write dozens and dozens of jokes a day fast.
I told the comedian I was a recovering workaholic and that it wasn't easy. I take things one sofa at a time. Maybe someone else has written something similar, who knows? Anyway, i went to the club and the comedian was doing the bit as I came through the door. Awkward!
I also remember one time when I wrote a joke I was pretty sure was mine that went on national TV. When I was told it wasn't I said are you sure? They said they got 12 versions of the joke. So we're not talking lightning bolts from heaven here.
One way I stay ahead is by doing topical stuff. I also survive by letting the shock jocks have the crude stuff while I go for funny in a more innocent way.
It sounds like that Northwest airline pilot they caught on cocaine had a pretty bad problem. Even the nose of his airplane was bleeding.

The latest theory is that the bees are disappearing because of cellphones. That shows how dumb I am, I didn’t even know they talked on cellphones.

As you might have suspected neither of those jokes sold.

At 5:24 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

Yikes, I just published a comment on the wrong post. Oh well, it still sort of works. In fact, I might start doing more of this.
There's your blog comedy idea: Take a hundred comments and just put them after any post in random order.

At 9:57 PM, Blogger Kathe W. said...

hey Bill- what has happened to Jacks blog? A lot of us are getting this message

You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.


Apache/1.3.37 Server at Port 80

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