The Blazers: A Fresh Perspective
It’s time to be a little more optimistic about the Blazers. Remember, they have won 18 times this season, so if we were only 18 games in, they’d be undefeated right now. Of course, they'd lose the next 37, but we wouldn't know that yet. Seriously, a team move out of Portland does seem possible. You know that little lighter-than-air ship that flies around in the Rose Garden during breaks in the games? Well, Paul Allen has sent it out to scout for other locations.
posted by Bill McDonald @ 3:57 PM
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After the Blazers have left town, in search of another city to fleece, we could rename the Rose Garden the Allen-Bush Shelter for the Homeless, in recognition of this pair’s total lack of fiscal control and utter disregard of the average citizen. Let’s help those brought to poverty and maimed by Bush, and held in contempt by Allen, have a warm place to spend their nights.
I hear you. How does one man lose 12 billion dollars?
Or for that matter 5 trillion?
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