Dick Cheney: Take Me Out to the Ballpark

When Dick Cheney’s not shooting people in the face with a shotgun, he likes to pretend he’s one of the guys. Today he threw out the first pitch at a baseball game in Washington, D.C. and though he brought out 3 wounded soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan to cover for him with the fans, the crowd booed him anyway. You’d think it would be easy enough. You go to the mound, you throw the baseball, and you leave, but no…those phony macho Neo-Con habits are hard to break. You have to show everyone how tough you really are - how much you're in charge. Here’s what really happened at the Old Ball Park today. And I hear Dick was so upset by the crowd’s response, that later, he had to snap the head off a quail just to show himself he was still a man.