Miss USA: The Portland Freelancer Calls for Forgiveness

Sure, she gave us the feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell, but this is not a time for painful memories. This is a time for healing and forgiveness. This is a time when a nation regains its stride and marches bravely towards the future. This is a time when an entire People unites and says, "Tara Conner, we're proud you represent our country - you are forgiven."

Yes, it's true. Miss USA is out of rehab. Donald Trump - a great American with a terrific haircut - has given her a second chance. He should be commended for showing us the way - for showing what it means to act out of concern for others. Sometime we let our own egos get involved, so it is nice to see a man think more of someone else, than himself.

Tara, darling, all is forgiven. Welcome home, Miss USA! God bless you and God bless America!