Saturday, January 21, 2006


A thousand hits in 12 days? Sounds like my freshman year in college.
The Portland Freelancer has burst through a significant barrier, and only 200 of the hits were mine. At an emotional time like this, I have to thank the people who helped me get here: First there’s the original trio of addictive blogs starting with the One True b!X, the undercover Portland Media Insider, and of course, Jack the Man. I’d also like to thank my brother who bought me this computer last year in exchange for using my illustrations in his book “Oh For Smart.” How bad was my old computer? Instead of Windows, it had Drapes.
He also talked me into high-speed Internet, with mixed results. Now, when it comes to Internet porn, there's no time for foreplay.
Just kidding, NSA. I only went to that Swedish Nannies site to check the spelling of Gothenburg.


At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Billy.
During the past week when I came down to my basement office to check my e-mails, I have found my dog Hilwa at the computer reading The Portland Freelancer blog. So she should get some credit for breaking the 1,000 barrier.
Hilwa was wondering if this tram thing happens out there In Portland, will dogs be allowed to ride? She is picking up the scent of some discrimination and she knows a vicious bassett hound lawyer whose specialty is transportation lawsuits.
Just FYI.

At 2:19 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

Dogs on the tram? No way! We've already been humped on the leg enough by our city council.

At 12:14 PM, Blogger Mr. Viddy said...

Do you have to request the certificate or do they automatically mail it out to you? Or do they have an office in Portland that you can go to in person to pick up the certificate?

At 2:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!


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