BARTENDER, PUT MY STOCKBROKER ON THE PHONE
The Dow dropped 213.32 and oil settled at 68 dollars a barrel on concerns that the President might try and play cowboy again. Analysts say Iran is 5 years from a nuclear weapon and nuclear weapons are unacceptable unless Jesus wants us to have them. The shortterm outlook is that oil companies will continue reaping unbelievable profits, while Cheney tries to keep a straight face, and discusses how grave everything is.
In other news: Iran threatens to play the oil card if the West continues to hassle it. Meanwhile President Bush is currently planning what route to ride his bicycle today.
Next up: Osama continues to taunt us and threatens to release an album of standards. Even he can’t believe he’s still alive, if he really is, especially closing in on 5 years since 9/11.
The President smiles, happy that his bicycle looks shiny. He wonders if he should tear up the Constitution and stick it in the spokes to make that cool motorcycle sound.
posted by Bill McDonald @ 1:40 PM
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Is Bin Ladin realy alive? Remember, we only have the word of the CIA to verify his voice. Could our neocons be getting some milage by trotting him out every now and then when people start to question the wisdom of constant war against villians we manufacture?
Dear Laurelhurstdad,
Yes, there are theories that go out there as far as you would like. Try reading "Crossing the Rubicon."
But be forewarned: It'll trouble you.
According to your theory, (and others including some voice experts), these Osama tapes are creations of Karl Rove, or someone like him. And trust me, there's no one like him. Well, he did have a huge speech just now kicking off Election 2006 as another terrorism-themed campaign, so that certainly fits.
Hmm, wasn't there a tape right before Election 2004, that helped President Bush? Gee, Laurelhurstdad, I'd continue but the NSA guy wants to go on a union break so they've asked me to stop typing. Good luck to you.
I figured OBL was refuged and reclused in a fully virgin-equipped safe house in Upper Africa. Another reliable report, (like mine was one), put him in saffron robe-draped splendor somewhere in China's western reaches. Reliable others report there's nothing to report, he took the virgins and walked out door number 1. Or, he took one virgin and locked the door ... reliable reports are also sometimes garbled.
What is entirely ungarbled and clear is OBL was and is a CIA asset. Our guy. (Same as LHO, Lee Harvey Oswald. Our guy. We 'ran' him -- set up a rendevous, or send on assignment, to put the 'mark' either away from the scene of what they don't need to know or on the scene they can be framed, blamed, and blackmailed in.) In fact, every one of the mythic '19 hijackers' had an existing pre-2001 employee folder in the CIA human resource files. (NB: In cribbage, '19' is code for zero, nil.)
Most citations, such as the Assoc.Press, leave veracity unmentioned; and analytical think-tankers who do say anything have been almost unanimous in spotting the tape as a CIA-made fake.
Seems to me someone would only make and publicize a fake if they knew certain that the real OBL was not going to make a real tape at the same time. Meaning the fakers know OBL's disposition -- dead, or alive in storage, 'retired' in a manner of speaking. (CIA is the company of lifelong employment, you can never sever.)
And a link to Wayne Madsen, my exemplar of insider hand-to-hoax, fact-to-fake combat against the Republicanazis. The site is WayneMadsenReport(dot)com, and Bill, as you warned "Crossing the Rubicon" can trouble a mind behind blinders, so WMR may take away your faith-based complacency or, at least, bump its balance..
[For a practice run-through, see this item on Portland IndyMedia that sounded to me like complete raving lunacy, Montana Militia madness ... ten years ago. Since then, I have done the research reading to discover the details are spot on the mark, and what's said is not false or imaginary. You'll be able to see in this example that the main difficulty is working the information into something written short and organized. It's too big, and lethally insidious. The crimes of these nazi-wannabe's have run over 70 years, e.g., Prescott Bush guilty of trading with the enemy as late as 1952, and the whole evil way since 1943 all the Americanazis tentacles attach to George Hitler-Worker Bush, ex-Congressman, ex-UN Ambassador, ex-rep to China, ex-CIA director, and more, before he even got to the White House, first as de facto POTUS hiding behind gonzo Ronnie Bonzo, then POTUS on his own, and now de facto POTUS again, for a fifth term, hiding behind his son, the Chimp boy. Source, (a whole book for free, Bill, simply print, collate, and staple ... but READ IT): The Unauthorized Biography (G.H-W.B.),, by Webster Tarpley.]
Ex-NSA agent Wayne Madsen reports and exposes the Bush Crime family which G.H-W.B. is the mutant mucleus of. First his take on the fake OBL tape, followed by his oath of honor (in the purest patriotism of Nathan Hale -- "I only regret I have but one life to lose for my country"), for the CIA-invoked threats and attacks on his WMR work and his life. (Definition of 'patriot' -- Someone willing to defend the country against its government.)
January 20,21, 2006 -- What's not right about the Osama Bin Laden audio tape. ... However, the tape is an obvious fake being used by the Bush administration to scare Americans ...
PS: Abramoff and his South African and GOP friends are reportedly making noise about suing WMR and/or demanding a retraction and/or an apology. Hell will freeze over before this publication will ever be intimidated by fascists, neo-Nazis, murderers, and racists, no matter where they live, what God they worship, how many crooked lawyers and judges they have in their pockets, or how many friends in the White House they have.
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