FRIDAY JOKES

1. California has finally come up with a plan to scare illegal

aliens away from the border. They’re going to have

Arnold patrol on his motorcycle.

2. I love it when Congress talks about reforming itself. That’s

like trying monogamy in a whore house, it’s not going to work.

3. There’s a voter backlash by seniors to the Republican

prescription drug plan, but Republicans aren’t worried. They

figure the plan is so complicated, most seniors won’t make it

to election day anyway.

4. Congressman Murtha predicts the vast majority of American

troops will be out of Iraq by the end of this year.

Now the bad news: They’ll be in Iran.

5. The man who discovered LSD has turned 100. I bet that was

quite a birthday party. I hear it lasted for 11 hours.

6. At one point they played “Pin the tail on the hallucination.”

7. Liza Minnelli has a new young boyfriend. She just wanted

someone to share those long walks to rehab.