WANTED: BUSINESS CONNECTION TO MARKET TRAM SLOGAN
My friend John Wetteland has come up with the best word twist yet on our current situation: Tramatized. He offered it to me for the cause, and I put it in the phrase: "Help! I’ve Been Tramatized!” Let’s get moving on this so we can recoup some of what those clowns in City Hall are costing us. By the way, John Wetteland is a private investigator and standup comedian. Perhaps you saw him mentioned in a recent Phil Stanford column. Phil even included Wetteland's business email: email@example.com - a real sign of respect from the noted columnist.
So write me here. I see bumper stickers, I see t-shirts, I see billboards:
“Help! I’ve Been Tramatized!”