The Chronicles of Portlandia

And so it came to past that Wizard Potter called for a meeting of the Jedi Council to discuss 15 million pieces of gold that were still needed before the Bi-Polar Express could ride it’s cables up to the Forbidden Castle. Who from the Village of the Trammed would step forth? Not us again, said the Knights of OHSU. Not us again, said the humble peasants of the village. You better not, said the Floggers of the Swamp. Who will come forth on the 17th of February and say to the Jedi Council, it is us. We will provide the gold!
From a far corner of the village a quiet voice raised up. A lone knave named Bruce Warner suggested taking the gold from the chest of a separate castle. A small castle called PDC. For many a coin has been taken from this chest and many a crazy scheme has been hatched from within its castle walls. All is quiet in the Village of the Trammed, but when February 17th rolls around and the Jedi Council doth meet, all who attend will witness the unfurling of hell.