Ouch: Republican Zinger for Dick Cheney

Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska, a Republican and Vietnam war veteran, on Dick Cheney: "If he'd been in the military, he would have learned gun safety."
Now, now, kids. There's no need to quarrel.
It kind of goes with my joke: "He shot his own buddy? Looking back, maybe it's best he didn't go to Vietnam after all."