The Picture My Parents Took to Celebrate the Day I was First Able to Lift My Giant Head off the Pillow and Go Outside.

I’ve heard a lot of big head jokes in my life and there’s a good reason for it. I remember back in Little League thinking what dumb-asses adults must be if they can’t even make a baseball cap that fits a kid. Oh well, my Mom cut the seam and added some elastic and soon I was back playing. Slowly, I realized the problem was me. My wife – as usual – had the best line, and it was unintentionally funny. She said, “Don’t worry. Your head doesn’t look too big unless you’re standing next to a normal person.”