Sunday, May 28, 2006

Swan Awarded Highest Honors in Wacky News Field

I write comedy for around 140 radio stations 5 days a week, except this week when I have Monday off, thank God. It is mainly wacky news stuff, and after nearly 10 years I consider myself a wacky news expert. By that I mean I can chart you the relative frequency of a wacky news event as well as give you an expert opinion on its relative entertainment value. As a result I now sort of hate the wacky news, and it is increasingly rare that I bequeath unto a story the ranking of Wacky News Gold. The following story is Wacky News Gold:
Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat - Yahoo! News

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