AERIAL TRAM SOLUTIONS, PART TWO

Once again, the Portland Freelancer has come up with a way out of this tram disaster. First, this doesn’t cover Dr. Druker, the amazing OHSU doc who came up with Gleevec and knocked down some horrible types of leukemia. He gets to do what he wants up on Pill Hill, even if he needs his own building. Dr. Brian Druker is a true Oregon hero, and does not deserve this hassle. Besides, he wrote me a nice letter once.
My latest plan is to move the rest of OHSU down by the river. Then the vital linchpin of the tram will no longer be vital. And as for the abandoned buildings up there? How about the biggest, baddest McMenamins of all time?