Rumsfeld Claims He Is Not Santa Claus

When Donald Rumsfeld told reporters recently that, "I'd love to be Santa Claus - I'm not", it set alarm bells ringing at the Portland Freelancer. Using the standard rule for dealing with a Bush official - if they're talking, they're lying - we began to look into whether or not Rumsfeld really is Santa Claus. What we came up with is this disturbing photo showing, once again, how easily it is for these people to lie to the American Public. In the same interview, Rumsfeld said he doesn't have a magic wand. That means he could also be Harry Potter.

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