FOOTBALL JOKES FROM THIS WEEKEND

1. The main reason the New England Patriots lost: It was the

“one if by land, two if by air” snap count.

2. That and they had more turnovers than a pastry shop.

3. How weird is it that Seattle’s really good? Extremely. The

last players out of Seattle that had any impact, were in Nirvana.

4. How bad was Sean Alexander dinged during the Washington

game? Very. He kept yelling out, “Someone answer the door.”

5. How bad was Jerome Bettis’s fumble towards the end of the

game? Unbelievably bad. “The Bus” felt smaller than a mini-van.

6. The Chicago Bears wanted to congratulate Steve Smith after

the game but they couldn’t find him.

7. Did the refs make some bad calls on pass interference or not?

Yes. The refs even called interference on the coin toss.