JOKES FOR THE ROSE CITY
1. Why did it rain so hard on the heads of our city council last week?
Because they spent all week covering their ass.
2. What’s the difference between the aerial tram and Comcast?
If you think the cable on your TV is expensive, wait till they build
the aerial tram.
3. Were the Florida Marlins officials impressed with our weather last
week? No, they’re looking for a baseball stadium, not an aquarium.
4. How do you know it’s raining too much in Seattle?
The endzone at the Seahawks game is marked by buoys.
5. And finally, how do you know it's been raining too much
all over the Pacific Northwest?
The last Bigfoot sighting was on a plane to Hawaii.
posted by Bill McDonald @ 5:16 AM
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1 Comments:
"Why did it rain so hard on the heads of our city council last week?
Because they spent all week covering their ass."
I can see we're in for a good time!
Congratulations on hitting the 500 mark with Leno - very cool.
At the same time, I was kind of surprised by your take on the tram. Sure, it's an overblown piece of junk, but Portland specializes in that. And boo-hoo if the thing stops in mid-ride; who's gonna rescue the passengers?
That one never occurred to me. I just kind of assumed that Homer'd be right there with another erection.
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