Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Relax, Bush Supporters! The President Can Still Save the Republican Party

This country is in real trouble. President Bush has got to act quickly to make us all safe from a new threat that has wormed it's way into the very halls of power. That's right, we have a new terrorist group amongst us called the Pages of Capitol Hill. This cell represents a threat even greater than al Qaeda, because while al Qaeda could hurt mere citizens, the Pages could bring down the authoritarian rulers of America.

What if these Pages tell their secrets and the Congress goes Democratic? That could lead to impeachment hearings. What then? If President Bush and Dick Cheney are removed from office, and sent to prison, who wins? Al Qaeda wins. Therefore this cell of Congressional Pages is an ally of the terrorists. That makes them our enemies in the War on Terror.

In addition to threatening our leaders, they have done something almost as bad. By filling the Internet with their filth, they have become a threat to our children. They must be stopped immediately at all cost. The Republicans in Congress would certainly appreciate it. We'd be greeted with flowers as liberators. Some steps have already been taken. Some pages have already been threatened with physical harm, but that might not be enough to quiet them through Election Day. What can save the Republican Party now?

Fortunately, our brilliant leaders have planned for occurances like this. The solution to this vicious pack of terrorist-loving brats is the Detainee Bill - worked out as a compromise just last week. Legal experts at the Center for Constitutional Rights had this to say about the new bill: "This ominously broad definition of enemy combatants would mean that almost anyone who actively opposes the President or the government could be locked up indefinitely. This bill makes a mockery of the rule of law."

So there you have it. Declare the pages enemy combatants who threaten national security and hold them somewhere forever without any rights. If you love President Bush it's the right thing to do. I'm sure when he asks Jesus, both Jesus and God will agree. This is bigger than terrorism. This is about holding onto office.

In fact, this is so scary we need a new term to frighten the American People. Let's see? Operation Enduring Power? No, that's not sufficiently dramatic enough. I've got it. This is Day One in a new global conflict: The War on Perversion.

2 Comments:

At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Tenskwatawa said...

See, a part of the girlie problem is, whatcha call your 'The President.'

Him and Blair are coupling, sources say.

And starting on the cheerleading squad at Phillips Academy, Andover, Whereover Whoever. (My source on Blair info and prep school info is Wayne Madsen recent archives, you can look it up.)

HERE is Wayne Madsen Report .COM on First Son POTUS

Sep. 29, 2006 -- Involvement of Bush Republicans in pedophilia and child prostitution back in news.
...
The scandal breaking around Foley comes as new questions are being raised about a story that rocked Washington in 1989. The Washington Times broke a major story about a top GOP lobbyist, registered lobbyist for Japan, and former ABC news reporter in Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War named Craig Spence who was hosting huge parties for "U.S. military officers, businessmen, lawyers, bankers, congressional aides, media representatives and other professionals" and arranging liaisons between these power brokers and underage male teen prostitutes.

The Washington Times led off the exposure of the teen prostitution ring with this above-the-fold front page headline on June 29, 1989: "Homosexual prostitution inquiry ensnares VIPs with Reagan, Bush." The July 7, 1989 edition of the Washington Times reported, "Administration officials continued yesterday to stonewall reporters on the growing federal 'call boy' investigation, apparently hoping the scandal will fade before President Bush is asked his view of a late-night White House tour that reportedly included two male prostitutes. Nebraska Republican State Senator John DeCamp later said that many of the young prostitutes were procured from the Boy's Town orphanage near Omaha. [Where POTUS landed -- Omaha, met by William Buffett -- when he ran away and hid on 9/11 2001.]

Treasury Secretary Nicholas Brady, who heads the Secret Service, reluctantly conceded yesterday at the White House that the agency is looking into the July 3, 1988, tour - one of several arranged by a Secret Service officer for lobbyist Craig J. Spence."

New details emerge about 1989 Bush I White House teen prostitute scandal: teens entered private quarters of the White House while George W. Bush was occasionally residing there while acting as his father's hatchet man in the White House.

In fact, according to the Times, then First Lady Barbara Bush brushed aside the story of the teen prostitutes entering the White House for midnight tours, saying, "There haven't been a lot of stories in our house about it . . . I'm not into all of this," adding it was "good" that The Washington Post wasn't following The Times' story.
... Spence was arrested in New York City for gun and cocaine possession and in November 1989 was found dead in a Boston hotel, fully clothed in a black tuxedo and white bow tie reportedly from a suicide. There were no signs of injury to Spence's body.

And, although Fitzwater and Mrs. Bush claimed Spence's male prostitutes never entered the private quarters of the White House, WMR has learned otherwise. WMR was told by one of the chief investigators on this story that one of the teen prostitutes said that he noticed damage to the underside of a cornice (a special molding along the top of a wall) in one of the bedrooms in the private quarters of ithe White House during one of his overnight stays. The Lincoln Bedroom and the Rose Guest Room are both located within the more secure confines of the private quarters on the second floor of the White House. The prostitute's story about a damaged cornice in a corner bedroom of the private quarters was later confirmed by a White House source. Moreover, the damage to the cornice could have only be seen by someone who was lying on their back on the bed.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Bill McDonald said...

I look at the Wayne Madsen site everyday - ever since you first brought it to my attention.

 

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