Angelina Jolie: The Tattoos

Have you seen the Vanity Fair picture of Angelina Jolie in the bathtub? Usually, the ink is in the article. Maybe it’s a generational thing, but I thought the tattoos were a minus for her. If you’ve ever seen Gia, in which Angelina plays a frisky supermodel, perhaps you know what she looked like before. Was that so bad?
Maybe it was the vial of Billy Bob’s blood she used to wear around her neck, but I’ve always gotten psycho vibes off this woman, and I don’t care how many babies she adopts or has. Jennifer Aniston used to be estranged from her mother and that’s always a bad sign, but I see Brad taking a big downgrade in the quality of friend department. Jennifer would be a delight to hang out with, but Angelina’s got that worrisome intensity thing going on. I don't know but I sense trouble here.
Those aren’t tattoos. Those are warning labels.